Odd

Brayden typed up the following page before he went to school this morning.  I noticed him print it out and take it with him and as I sat down at my computer screen I saw what it was. 

The Losery    Petition

        We believe that losery should be a word in 5^th grade, 6^th grade, and so on for all eternity. All men (and women, (and kids)) want to have an equal word that means; the opposite of victory. We don’t like unloosery (which my computer even says is not a word), unvictory (same again), nor do we want to withstand the temptation of saying them.

     We had the revolutionary war for equal rights; we do not have them though. Nor do we have the liberty to say losery (in capital letters or not). So give us losery in the dictionary, or give me death. (I would vitally prefer the dictionary part though, seriously).

   If I lose what do I say? Losery,   pronounced loo-sir-ee. What do you say? We who believe in this signed on the left. The ones I’m sad for who disagree signed on the right. (Please sign for what you truly believe.)                                                



I laughed out loud when he said "give us losery or give me death."  Sometimes you just wonder what goes on inside your kids minds.... and the answer is apparently- very strange things.